Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Khuda kre tuje Wo"MUHABT"mile

Khuda kre tuje Wo"MUHABT"mile




Jis me"RUSWAI"na ho




Wo"MANZIL"mile





Jis me"TANHAI"na ho





Wo"HUMSAFR"mile




Jis me"JUDAI"na ho




Wo"piyar"mile




Jis me"BEWFAI"na ho

Teri har ghami mere nam ho.

Meri har khushi tere nam ho.




Teri har ghami mere nam ho.



Meri chahton k mehrban.




Meri zindgi tere nam ho..




Teri har ada pe ho jan fida.




Teri har Nazar ko Slam ho.




Main hans k pi loon ga Zehr b.


Jo tere hathon ka jam ho..




Sirf aap ki chahat mein...aey dost




Meri umr youn hi Tamam ho....

Meri har khushi tere nam ho.

Meri har khushi tere nam ho.



Teri har ghami mere nam ho.



Meri chahton k mehrban.


Meri zindgi tere nam ho..



Teri har ada pe ho jan fida.



Teri har Nazar ko Slam ho.



Main hans k pi loon ga Zehr b.



Jo tere hathon ka jam ho..



Sirf aap ki chahat main ay DoST.



Meri umr youn hi Tamam ho....

friendship is great..

Roshni hoto dia jalta he









Shama hoto parwana jalta he





Rishte na hoto dil jalta he





Mgr rishta ap jse dost se hoto zamana jalta he.

The Super star is FRIEND.

Life has 5 stars

Kind star is
*.* MOTHER *.*

Acti0n star is
FATHER

Ultimate star is
TEACHER

T0p star is
LOVER

&

The Super star is
FRIEND.

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Shokar alhamdolillah
Sory 2 disturb u, plz apna kam jari rakhain.

1frnd:Yar me js larki ko

1frnd:Yar me js larki ko chahta tha usne mjse shadi nai ki..!!!!
2frnd:Tu ne ose btaya tera chacha crorepati he???
1st:Btaya tha
2nd: phr???




1st:Ab wo mri chachi he.

dehati aurat

1 dehati aurat check cash kerwany bank gai.

Clerk=Yahan sign karo.

Aurat=Kaise?

Clerk=Jaisy khat k akhir mei likhte hain
She wrote=

faqat
taday
Kakäy di Mää.

jhelna himmat ki bat hai..!!!

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai,




Aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai,





Aap se dur rehna qismat ki baat hai,





Magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki bat hai..!!!

aik missed call???

Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de,






Tarap raha hun ab aur na intizar de,





Apni awaz nahin suna sakti to na suna





Kam se kam aik missed call hi@@@@@@@@@@

Dosti karo college wali se,

Dosti karo college wali se,

Pyar karo office wali se,

Program karo paros wali se,

Aankh larao sali se,

Love karo dil wali se,

Aur mar khao ghar wali se...

Hum to har....

Hum to har aik ko apna rasta batatay gaye,





Jahan jahan se guzre apni yaad chor gaye,





Par qismat ki laqeerein bhi ajeeb hain,





Gunah gar koi aur hum saza patay gaye...

har bar dil se

har bar dil se yeh paigam aya.





Zaban bholo tera nam aya,





Tum hi kiyo bhaye dil ko kya malum.





Jab nazron ke samnay husn taman aya.,

Dekho hum kitne welay hain.,

Is dil mein aanso ke melay hain,




Tum bin hum kitney akelay hain,





Sab kuch chor kar tumhein sms karte hain,






Dekho hum kitne welay hain.,

Jis din se

Jis din se woh juda hum se huwa,




Is dil ne dharakna chor dya,





Hai chand ka mun bhi utra utra,





Taron ne bhi bhamakna chor dya...

"fittay" mun

Aaj woh hum se jannat mein takra gaye,






Aaj woh humse jannat mein takra gaye,




Hamare dil se aawaz nikli






"fittay" mun

Tussi ithay wi aagaye...

hurted people

raat aankhon mein dhalay palkon par jugno aaye,





Hum hawaon ki tarha jigar isay chor aaye,





Is ne cho kar mujhe pthr se insaan kya,





Mudaton baad meri aankhon mein aanso aaye...

tu chamdar..

Tu chamdar mukhi mein suraj mukhi,



Tu mujh se dukhi mein tujh se dukhi,



Chat se chalang lagade,




Phir tu bhi sukhi mein bhi sukhi...

ha ha must see funny

Waada kisi se irada kisi se,
Aankhein kisi se nigahein kisi se,
Ab yaar tumhara bharosa hi kya,
Jo aadha humara aadha kisi ka...

sadness ...!!!!

Yaad mein teri aankheim bharta hai koi,
Har saans ke sath tujh ko yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sachi hai aani hai,
Lekin teri judai mein har roz hyun marta hai koi...

touching heart poetry

Har baat ka jawab inkaar nahin hota,
Har jagah rukna intizar nahin hota,
Yun to milti hain hazaron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna magar pyar nahin hota..

the beutiful gazal

Zamane ko jalne do chalo ik sath chalte hain

Naie duniya basane ko chalo ik sath chalte hain

Hamain jivan ka har lamha tumhare naam krna hai

Yehi waada nibhane ko chalo ik sath chalte hain

Suna hai mil k chalne se muqadr jaag uthte hain

Yehi baat aazmane ko chalo ik sath chalte hen.
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larki phsai hai?

1st boy 2
2nd boy yar tm ne kabhi koi larki phsai hai?
2nd boy!
Yar larki main ne phasa leni thi tm logon ne ye mohalla hi chor dia..
=HAIL HITLER= ¤¥@H¥@¤

Sunday, April 4, 2010

A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

Tum JAN sakty is MOHABAT Ko…

Kash tum DEKH sakty…
Tuty huy dil ko
Behty huy ansuon ko
Is adhury mösam ko
Kash Tum PARH sakty…
Mery hathon ki lakeron ko
Khawabon ki taberon ko
Dil k afsanon ko
Kash Tum SÅMJH Sakty…
Mery lafzon ki gehrai ko
Honton ki sachai ko
Mehfil ki tanhai ko
Kash tum JÖRR sakty…
Iss DIL ko.. ..
Iss RISHTY ko.. ..
Iss WADY ko.. ..
Lekin ye soch kr khamosh ho jata hun.. ..

KASH .. .. Tum JAN sakty is MOHABAT Ko……….KASH
KAASH

Special dua 4 special person

Special dua 4 special person:
May
Allah almighty bless u with
Sehat,
Rahat,
Nemat,
Izzat,
Barkat,
Dault,
Salamti,
Hayati,
Kamyabi &
unlimited khushiyan :)

EID MUBARAK

SORRY Means

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

An honest treasurer

“An honest treasurer
who gives what he is
ordered to give fully,
perfectly and willingly
to the person to whom
he is ordered to give ,
is regarded as one of
the two charitable
persons … ”

(Bukhari)

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Dolphin tears and waters

Dolphin said To Water:
U Can’t See My Tears
Bcoz I Am in The Water.
Water Reply:
But I Can Feel Ur Tears
Bcoz U R in My Heart.
That is feeling of FRIENDSHIP.

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

I Miss You

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

Wife

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Joke

Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false, only My Love is TRUE.

Love is You

Love your love so much that
u Dont have to ask,
‘With whom u were?’
n
Trust ur friend that much that
u Dont have to tell,
‘Dont tell dis 2 anyone’

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